Pretty good return there AG. However, I think the history is a bit wrong. A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away, the wonderful republic of Madflyingbricks was in full flourishmet. Created by Redwinter, and aided by all who posted, it thrived off of the social views and ideal of the free Internet-dom. Redwinter enlisted warriors to uphold this righteuos land, giving them powers of great destruction. Not knowing his folley, Redwinter continued his kingdom. Advice Guy, Monkey Man, and White Monk were among these warriors, known as moderators at the time. Oddly enough, los482 was not among these warriors, yet he forsaw the coming destruction, You see, White Monkand Monkey Man were two sides of the same coin, playing off its own aliases to slowly cause dissent in the forums. Among these monstrosities was RedHead, the distraction planted right before the Last Battle to weaken all righteous warriors and posters. RedWinter did not heed los482's advice, and Advice Guy did not see this approaching threat. White Monk/Monkey Man soon banned los482 for trying to foil his devious plot, but the brave warrior, without any moderator power, yet fought against it. However, his valiant efforts were not enough. Even though he had the skill and capacity to uphold this land, he had not the powers of the moderator as the Dark One did. Redwinter was attacked in a massive wave set out by White Monk, and RedHead had weaken him more than enough. As the forums came crashing down, los482 wept for the loss. But now, a new forum has risen from the ruins of the Dark One's destrucution. Changing aliases so now, Babblefish would try to prevent sinilar destruction. Resorting to training the Warriors in l33te combat, as he not being a warrior himself, and urging Redwinter to listen to his council, the vigilant Arbiter now stands to protect thses forums to the full capacity of his might. Babblefish

-- Edited by Babblefish at 13:09, 2005-10-18

BubbleFish why can you not cease speaking?  And stop using leetspeak here

Back to the story

As the great Archimage AdviceGuy and the Dark One begun their catastrophic battle, the rest of the people retreated to the castle.  The castle was an ancient building, it had stood longer then anyone could remember.  With it's myriad inhabitants a thousands of enchantments protected it's walls.  When it was built, whoever built it did their job well.

The Castle was built upon a large hill, to the front it faced a plain, to it's back it had the sea.  The walls were made of a kind of stone which had eluded understanding despite AdviceGuy's laborious attempts at identifying or classying it.  It was white and was harder than almost anything.  Mitheral seemed to barely scratched the surface.  If one looked carefully then a fine tracery of runes would be visible.  The castle contained an outer wall, secondary wall, third wall, fourth wall, fifth wall, and a keep among other things.  Each wall is higher than the one outside of it.  It has enchantment over it that number in the thousands.

The Dark one began by sending spikes of magical energy at AdviceGuy.  But AdviceGuy dodged them.  The Dark One send wave after wave of energy at Advice Guy and he was forced back and began to lose ground.  AdviceGuy kept retreating under the demon's relentless assualt. 

Then quite suddenly as the last civialian crossed the gate threshold the Castle was surronded by mist for a second and then quite suddenly, it was gone, simply gone.  It left with all the people inside of it and went somewhere else or to be more exact, it came here where we are now.  But I digress.

This quite took both of the battlers by suprise .