In this game, someone makes a wish. The next person comes up with an ironic, twisted way for that wish to come true. And then writes a wish that would happen to him!!! ....its a great game....
I wish for a BIG pool that i would swim in and enjoy my summer!!!
Your garden gnome shall be infested with the plague, and all your cheese will be taken away by the forerunners....KILL THE FORERUNNERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WISH THE FORERUNNERS WAS DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Delicious Turkeys of Fury, Obesity Man!!!!!! THE WEBSITE IS ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!!
The Ninjas are actually the Forerunners' servants in disguise and they take over the wo--I mean kill you. I wish that all of you will join us and uphold our Sacred Covenant so that you may join us on the Great Journey!
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"Dear humanity, we regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet! (Hoo-Rah!)" -- Sergeant Johnson
You go into your backyard. By george, ITS A GIANT APPLE!!! As you approach its glorious coolness, an army of squirrels scampers onto the apple, muttering in Russian. They put a sticker on the apple that says, "Hello My name is... Stalin". Then they scamper away into the sunset.....you sit there for a while, wondering what the $#%$@ is wrong with you, seeing giant apples and a Russian army of squirrels. You then proceed to turn yourself in to the insane asylum "Happy Home for Pricipitous Zombies." The receptionist is a squirrel. A giant squirrel. A giant undead squirrel. You start laughing maniacly. The squirrel calls security on the phone, and they take you to the interrogation room. They repeatedly ask you abou the milkman. You say nothing, and thus you sit and rot in their chamber for the rest of your days.
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Delicious Turkeys of Fury, Obesity Man!!!!!! THE WEBSITE IS ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!!
You lose your schitzophrenia and the persona you lose becomes a physical being (read the Dark Tower series....OR DIE!). The new person is mad at and kilzz you! HAHAHAAHAHAHAH!
My wish: My alter persona wasnt so whiny.
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The bird of hermes is My Name
eating My wings to make Me tame
Ok then. I realize how much my life sucks, what with the schitxophrenia and all, so I commit honorable NINJA suicide. Since you are in MY body, you die too.
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i WISH FOR i COMPUTER SO POWERFUL, IT HAS PROGRAMS TO CORRUPT TIME AND SPACE!
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The bird of hermes is My Name
eating My wings to make Me tame
