And you must be Stephanie...HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! ahem... Join the Sacred Covenant! Do not follow the CHEESE, for it is the way of the heretic. Uphold our Covenant and you shall join us on the Great Journey, while the followers of the CHEESE shall be left behind to die!!!
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"Dear humanity, we regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet! (Hoo-Rah!)" -- Sergeant Johnson
You say something stupid, I criticize it. That's the way things go, got it? Good. Don't like it? Then don't leave yourself open for criticism by saying stupid things or spamming.
This....Demon...denies ever having been a follower of the CHEESE, but as you can see by his other posts, he is a HERETIC!!!
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"Dear humanity, we regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet! (Hoo-Rah!)" -- Sergeant Johnson
you do not know of the altered world......one man caused it all........he attempted to mess with time.....something that he regrets. but he cannot, because he never exsisted.
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Delicious Turkeys of Fury, Obesity Man!!!!!! THE WEBSITE IS ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!!
join me and you may continue in exsistence, the rest of you may have never exsisted.......check and see if you family was ever alive.......your dog......your school....., it is too late now.
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Delicious Turkeys of Fury, Obesity Man!!!!!! THE WEBSITE IS ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!!
Join the Covenant, and you shall join us on the Great Journey to the Sacred Land. Also, if you join our army, you get free food from McArbiter's, 10% off food from Captain Tartarus's Seafood Buffet, and 90% off food from Burger Brute.
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"Dear humanity, we regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet! (Hoo-Rah!)" -- Sergeant Johnson
Perhaps it would be wise to wait and see who survives the conflict in the CHEESE thread, yes? I'd rather not allign myself with a dead or near-dead force.
Very well then, we shall see how this...ahem...CHEESE CONFLICT...turns out....
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"Dear humanity, we regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet! (Hoo-Rah!)" -- Sergeant Johnson
Well then, it seems as though the cheese conflict is over, and our army is the only one left standing... You must choose sides quickly, as the Dark One still holds sway in this world, and if he is to be defeated, we must act quickly... Or else we shall be forced to activate Halo and go on the Great Journey prematurely....
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"Dear humanity, we regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet! (Hoo-Rah!)" -- Sergeant Johnson
I will not make a decision lightly, this will require time and thought. Until now I have been little better than a mercenary, but it appears that this conflict can only be settled when the warriors belive in their cause.
Come on...join us...we will help you overthrow this "Empire" of which you speak from within!!!
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"Dear humanity, we regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet! (Hoo-Rah!)" -- Sergeant Johnson
ForeRunner- The Empire has little to do with you and is a force far greater than any you have encountered before, do not offer up the lives of your comrades so casually. Already many have perished and I do not wish to draw more into the conflict.
Alright then, shadow warrior, we thank you for your consideration. Our offer before was a little...brash...as we are currently committed to ending this so called "cheese conflict". However, if you and your comrades assist us in winning this conflict, we will gladly support your crusade against the Empire.
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"Dear humanity, we regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet! (Hoo-Rah!)" -- Sergeant Johnson
ForeRunner- I propose a temporary alliance against your foe. Anything more may prove... detrimental... to my general's plans.
I have contacted my troops and they are sending a small detachment your way, expect them within a few days. They may be crass and uncultured, but I assure you that they are among the best of my men.
