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The Other White Meat


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Rules if you don't want to die
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1) Don't do anything except stay in one room.


2) Oh yeah, and breathe.


3) Drink and eat too.


4) Spam. Eat it.


5) Talk to the wall.


6) Don't anger the mob.


7) Don't .


8) Happy Home for Precipitous Zombies.


9) Get a dog.


10) Don't let your dog get rabies.


11) Don't get rabies.



-- Edited by The Other White Meat at 02:00, 2005-10-31

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Babblefish


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(You forgot don't piss us off noob.)


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Babblefish


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I really don't think I can put it any better. He isn't even high. Wow. I'm speechless.

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The Other White Meat


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13) Don't annoy Joseph you noobs.


12) Eat more chikin.


14) Avoid getting digested.

15) Do I even have to say it?

-- Edited by The Other White Meat at 02:09, 2005-10-31

-- Edited by The Other White Meat at 02:10, 2005-10-31

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Babblefish


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Chikin is incorrect....yet somehow fitting when it comes from you.

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The Other White Meat


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Heheheheeheh......chikin. Noobs. Hheheheehehehe. Funny.

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Babblefish


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CHIKEN? HE MEANS CHICKEN......I DON'T UNDERSTAND. I SEE QUAD-PEDAL MAMALS ADVOCATING THE CONSUMPTION OF THE BIRD ALL THE TIME. WHY DO THEY SPELL IT WRONGLY?

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Babblefish


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It's a marketing ploy. By showing that the cows are trying to defend themsleves from being eaten, it attracts customers.

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Babblefish


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HMMMMMM. I WOULD LIKE TO TRY ONE OF THESE PLOYS BY EXAMPLE. *AHEM*, 'EAT MORE FLESH COOKED IN THE FIRES OF THE PIT'

*WARNING, SIDE EFFECTS INCLUDED BURNING, URINATION, LOSS OF APPETITE, HEADACHES, LOSS OF LUNGS. rESULTS MAY VARY.*

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The Other White Meat


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LOL good one babblefish

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(Good, is very fluent right now.....drugs,sword,chairs,pants,backwater planets inhabited by lifeform made of candy are all good.)

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