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High Keeper of the Sacred Texts

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Date: Oct 30, 2005
If Rule were bananas...
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(The bananas are yellow. If rules were bananas, then rules would be yellow. Yellow is a primary color....I think I learned that in 1st grade art. Rules would then come in bunches. This make no sense........I AM NOT HIGH! Rules already come in bunches, making them like bananas. But rules are not yellow, so they CAN'T be like bananas.)

I THINK IF HE KEEPS GOING ON LIKE THIS, HE'LL HURT HIMSELF.

Shhhhhhh......let him keep going.

(Bananas have peels, and rules do not. Yet rules come in bunches, so they are like bananas, but not yellow. Some rules, like bananas are long, and like bananas, some are short.......but they don't have peels or- I HATE IT.)

I WAS AFRAID THIS WOULD HAPPEN.... WE REALLY SHOULD---wait.

(Rules can't be like bananas! Rules don't have peels and are not yellow,but they can be long and short and come in bunches, making them LIKE bananas, which they can't be. Carrots are like bananas, because the have the same shape. This makes carrots like rules, but carrots can't be like bananas or rules because rules and bananas aren't orange, yet they are all ALIKE! I HATE IT! Everything is everything in likeness, yet not. People will always try to find out things, like me, but I am not like other people! I REFUSE TO BE! )

.......THIS IS UNEXPECTED.

....he's thinking too much.

(Everything is the same, but different. But they can't be both, because the words are opposites! But everything is alike, making the words the same. OPPOSITES CAN'T BE THE SAME! IT CAN'T BE LIKE THAT! The same can't be different, nothing would be right, wrong, or anything! Nothing can be anything, because everything is different and the same! Thinking about it is impossible, because that's like not thinking about it, but I AM! So while I'm thinking, I am not thinking. While I'm breathing, I'm not! Nothing is everything, anything is the oppsoite of what it is, and everything else!!!!!!!!!!!IHATEITIHATEITIHATEITIHATEITIHATEITIHATEIT!!!!!!!)

HE PASSED OUT.
He didn't breath through all of that.
SHOULD WE BE WORRIED?
Of him being ok, no. How he'll be when he wakes up......yes.




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