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The Other White Meat


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It's RANDOM TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And in the moderator arena today, we have The Other White Meat starting a new contest for all to enjoy and roast marshmallows % !!!!!!!!!!!


Allll right, folks, squids, cheese.........whatever the heck you guys are. This is a contest. For you. Not for me. Since I started it, I won't enter the contest. I will be THE JUDGE. Thats right. THE JUDGE. Pants.


The contest is to make the funniest list/essay on homicides. This is not a contest to make the longest list. This is a contest to make the funniest list. HERE THAT, BOXERSHORTSFISH?!?!!? FUNNIEST, NOT LONGEST!!!!!!!! ahem The homicides do not have to be human homicides. They can be pants homicides, Babblefish homicides, inanimate objest homicides.......it can be in list form or essay form, or cheese form. I don't care.


Here is an example so you know what I'm talking about:


I have killed many things in my life. Why, I think I shall make a list of them because I am such an awesome person. Or squid. Or cheese. Or whatever the heck I am.....


1) I was walking up the street one fine day, and a guy ran up to me and yelled, "TAG, YOU'RE iT!!!!!!!!" and shot me. In the foot. I proceded to yell, "PANTS!!!!!!" back at him and I  pulled out the salami in my pocket and shot him in the leg. He blew up. Well, I thought to myself, why not make good use of this opportunity? I then roasted marshmallows over his flaming ashes. Teeheee......ash. That was the name of that guy on Pokemon.


Well, nevermind that list. I'm just gonna talk about homicides instead, because I CAN.



Oh, say can you see, by the dawn's early fart,
What so proudly we smelled at the twilight's last gleaming?
Whose homicides and bright lard, through the perilous fight,
O'er the ramparts our pants, were so gallantly streaming?
And the rockets' red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof through the night that homicide was still there.
O say, does that star-spangled pants-off yet wave
O'er the land of the dead and the home of the sniped?


ok that was the example. HAVE FUN, KIDDIES!!!!!!!!




 

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Babblefish


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For the record, my essay has new parts every-so often...it is the longest and quite funny. I think you mistook your's for mine.

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The Other White Meat


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Dude, stop insulting me. It's gettin annoying. And especially not here, this is a post for the contest only.


And stuff like this: Homicide.


Say it with me: H-o-m-i-c-i-d-e. Yeessssssss........homiciiide.


SAY IT!!!!


SAY IT NOW!!!!!!!!!



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Babblefish


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Yeah, homocide whatever. Don't expect to be able to thrash at me without anykind of response.

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Babblefish


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HOMOCIDE. Really think about it. Geno-cide means, the destruction of a race, matrocide means the killing of a mother, shouldn't homocide mean death to gays?
Don't get me wrong, I'm NOT discriminating, it just seems that it should mean that.

Come on, the homocides, come on homocides. Every body killin, everybody killin, everyone commitin homocide!

Dididly-dididly-DEATH

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shadow_syndrome


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Hoenstly, you should know better than that with me around...


"Homocide" isn't a word.  And even if it were, "Homo-" is prefix that simply means "same; like" (www.dictionary.com).  Homocide would mean the killing of someone like you. 
The homo you are thinking of is a slang term for homosexuals derived from the fact that their sexual preference is for those of their same gender.


EDIT- Added a comma, fixed web address.



-- Edited by shadow_syndrome at 00:26, 2005-11-03

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The Other White Meat


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THIS IS A CONTEST NOT GRAMMAR NAZI NUKING ZONE!!!!!!!!!!:anger::angry:

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I nuke....for HOMOCIDE!

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Asdfghjkl


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Homocides means killing i think
yeah i am preatty shure because i wach LAW AND ORDER

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Homicide is killing.


Homocide isn't a word.


One has an "i", the other has an "o".


I'd go on about stems, but it's really late and I need sleep.



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Ohh ok thats the word i was thinking about homicides

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Babblefish


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Lol, you people stay on WAYYYYYY tooo late.

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Insomnia, lack of  social life, obsesson with all things internet...


Boredom.  There's nothing else to do at midnight or so. :)



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The Other White Meat


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Ok since u guys are being stupid (THIS IS ONLY FOR THE CONTEST!!!) I will post this elsewhere where i can hold a contest in peace.

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