One day I was minding my own bussiness, the *WHAM*! The ships landed and the Elite Ninjas marched out!
I could not let this happen, so, through a way drawn out and poorly drawn cut-scene, I turned into Ultra-Mega-Ultimate-Shaba-laba-ooo-yilion Man!
The ninjas, not to be bested in lame cut-scenes, quickly piled together and somehow formed a large humanoid shape!
I launched a Deadly Kiagla-Beam at the Super-Ninja, but it blocked. It then countered with its Overly-Intricate-Combination! It landed a few blows, but wasn't prepared when I fired my Difficult-to-Avoid Area Attack. What ninjas were left fled like sissies (but ninjas are STILL way cooler than pirates!).
-- Edited by Babblefish at 02:32, 2005-11-08
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The bird of hermes is My Name
eating My wings to make Me tame
The year is 1942. Not Really. The year is 23940 or something like that. It is a peaceful day in High Charity when the Forerunners are like, "Dame, ze flood are destroying ze city and stuff, activate Halo now." So Halo was activated and death happened and stuff like that. Then, many years later, the prophets are like, "Dude let's go to earth for some reason, and attack New Mombasa." And so the war began. Much death and destruction reigned on both sides until Master Chief came along and tried to launch Halo. Cortana explained Halo's nature and Master Chief kicked some @$$ and blew up the Pillar Of Autumn and killed some Covenant and stuff. Then the Arbiter was called a heretic and sentenced to death in battle, then a civil war began in the Covenant army and the Brutes started killing the Elites and stuff and then the Ark was launched and Master Chief barely got on before it left. Oh yeah, and the flood fought some too, and took over High Charity and some prophets died and stuff. PLAY HALO AND HALO 2 FOR MORE DETAIL. Ze end.
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"Dear humanity, we regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet! (Hoo-Rah!)" -- Sergeant Johnson
