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What numbers should my parents pick to win the lottery? I was leaning towards the numbers 2, r, 3, 6, and e, but I'm not good at counting. So I need your help. What should I do?
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oh, By the way, thanks advice guy for this advice:
Adviceguy wrote: So what you should do is to replace the real ferret with a similar ferret. My uncle is a professional ferret trainer and enjoys teaching them the arts of bomb crafting, bomb defusion, and armed combat. I guess that I will have to teach my ferret unarmed combat, but it shall be done. That way I can win the lottery.
-- Edited by The Forerunners at 15:28, 2005-11-24
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I am having a few issues with my ferret. Whenever I attempt to start arms training (he has already completed unarmed, and excells at many forms of martial arts) he seems to lose interest very quickly. Unless the weapon happens to be a sword or something of that sort, he simply refuses to learn. This is the first time he has ever disobeyed me, and in all other aspects he is as loyal and wonderful a ferret as you'll find. I am considering giving him command of a recently aquired ninja/samurai horde to appease him, but would see if you had any advice to offer. I am willing to try anything short of physical abuse (he is not only my most trusted compadre, but a beloved pet as well). My thanks for any help you could offer.
u said if i have any question as u right well if a tree falls in the forest and no one is round to hear it does it make a sound There are 5 houses in 5 different colours. In each house lives a person of a different nationality. The 5 owners drink a certain type of beverage, smoke a certain brand of cigar, and keep a certain pet. Using the clues below can you determine who owns the fish?
The Brit lives in a red house. The Swede keeps dogs as pets. The Dane drinks tea. The green house is on the immediate left of the white house. The green house owner drinks coffee. The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds. The owner of the yellow house smokes Dunhill. The man living in the house right in the middle drinks milk. The Norwegian lives in the first house. The man who smokes Blend lives next door to the one who keeps cats. The man who keeps horses lives next door to the man who smokes Dunhill. The owner who smokes Blue Master drinks beer. The German smokes Prince. The Norwegian lives next to the blue house. The man who smokes Blend has a neighbour who drinks water. and finally If you are in a dark room with a candle, a wood stove and a gas lamp. You only have one match, so what do you light first?
For all of us (generally) we so obsessed with mostly common things (videogames, webcomix, this forum, etc) that, if continued, we will never really progress socially (unless you count posting here). We can't stop however, because our loyalties to these idols run so deep, that we tend to not care. It's just this tiny voice that can grow lowd at seemingly un-triggered points of time that remind us of this.
How would one work their way out of such a delimna?
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