Ahhhh....its good to be back. Even though the forums have horrible cancer. You guys really need to work on that. Anyway.......

--Episode 7: Have a Fashionably Late Christmas With PIE--

Santa: Look at me, I've got a BEARD, man!!!!!

(scene switches from the North Pole to a street)

Citizen 67: MERRY CHRISTMAS, LIGHTPOST!!!!!!

*Random Jewish Guy walks up*

Citizen 67: MERRY CHRISTMAS, RANDOM JEWISH GUY!!!!!

Random Jewish Guy: You people sicken me, with your elves and santa, and nuclear weaponry.

Citizen 67: Christmas doesn't involve nuclear weaponry.

Random Jewish Guy: Well Hannukkah does!!

Citizen 67: Really?

Random Jewish Guy: Well, uh, no. HEY LOOK OVER THERE!!!

(Citizen 67 looks to where Random Jewish Guy is pointing and Random Jewish Guy runs away after putting a piece of paper on Citizen 67's back that says "Kick me im Irish")

(Citizen 200 walks up)

Citizen 67: Hey Citi-OWWW u kicked me!

Citizen 200: i hhate u irish people.

Citizen 67: Huh?

Citizen 200: I like rocket launchers.

Citizen 67: Oh. I thought u said-OW! u kicked me again!

Citizen 200: you irish scum can go throw yourselves into a pit of fiery, burning lava and DIE

Citizen 67: What?

Citizen 200: Pants?

Citaizen 67: Huh?

Citizen 200: Pants?

Citizen 67: Huh? What are you talking about?

Citizen 200: KILTS?! KILTS?!

Citizen 67: Ummm....kilts.....ireland?

Citizen 200: AHA!!!! SO YOU ADMIT YOU COME FROM IRELAND, AND THUS YOU ADMIT TO THE VARIOUS OTHER CRIMES ASSOCIATED WITH IRELAND INCLUDING M.URDER, SEVER CHICKEN KICKING, AND S.UICI.DE?!

Citizen 67: uhhh.....uhh....yes? no WAIT WAIT I MEAN NO!!

Citizen 200: SO YOU DO ADMIT TO THOSE CRIMES!!!! YOU BLISTERING SLAB OF CHICKEN FAT! IM GONNA KILL YOU!!!!.....wait i have to inform you of your rights. You have the right to remain silent as I painfully rip out your limbs. Anything you say can and WILL be held against your mutilated body in court.

Citizen 67: uhh thanks?

Citizen 200: YOUR WELCOME. The subject said "uhh thanks?". This statement will be held against him by being regarded as being related to Christmas and thus it is illegal and immoral towards jews and other subject groups.

Citizen 67: What? Are you a lawyer against me now?

Citizen 200: The man regarded me as a lawyer and clearly h.ates all lawyers and wants to k.i.ll them thus this statement will be taken as a d.ea.th threat.

Citizen 67:......