It seems that as of late, no more Advice has been given on the Advice Column.

It is now just instructions that you may or may not recreationally ignore.

If Advice is not given on the Advice column, then Advice Guy can no longer be called Advice Guy.

The entire natural order of things is thrown out of wack.  You can no longer get grocceries ate the groccery store, or gas at the gas station, or space and/or time at the space time continuim.  It has been replaced with salt-water, sheep-skin, and pudding!