Altered Pants (8:46:19 PM): i talk too much to stop toddeath (8:46:30 PM): (laundry) ok, now you're getting it *cocks the knife* toddeath (8:47:14 PM): (laundry) *points knife as if it were a gun* (jerry) *leaps out to save josh* (me) *watches from a distance laughin* Altered Pants (8:47:36 PM): NOOOOO JERRY Altered Pants (8:47:42 PM): I KNEW YOU SO WELL toddeath (8:48:11 PM): haha toddeath (8:48:14 PM): jerry's a rock toddeath (8:48:28 PM): (jerry) *with knife through center* i'm okay Altered Pants (8:48:34 PM): *sniff* jerry and i shared some special times Altered Pants (8:48:46 PM): SHUTUP JERRY IM MOURNING UR DEATH toddeath (8:49:02 PM): (jerry) *plays death* just tell me when to stop pretending toddeath (8:49:09 PM): dead* Altered Pants (8:49:15 PM): NOOOOOOOOOO JERRY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO toddeath (8:49:27 PM): (me) ok, josh, it's okay...he's just a fake Altered Pants (8:49:38 PM): YEAH its a stunt jerry Altered Pants (8:49:48 PM): see? i told u everyone should have a stunt double toddeath (8:49:53 PM): (laundry) you know what? i'm outta here..... *wipes fingerprints from knife* Altered Pants (8:50:06 PM): *slaps laundry* Altered Pants (8:50:18 PM): ur not even the real laundry...ur his stunt double toddeath (8:50:29 PM): (laundry) you know what??? forget the fingerprints!! your going down *pulls knife from jerry* Altered Pants (8:50:42 PM): the real laundry is in my room HA Altered Pants (8:50:52 PM): jonathan u cant steal it from me toddeath (8:50:56 PM): (jerry) *wide-eyed* ah ah ah ah....that actually hurt!! Altered Pants (8:51:08 PM): shutup jerry ur dead toddeath (8:51:26 PM): (jerry) sorry, couldn't help it...it stung *rubs center of self* toddeath (8:51:41 PM): (jerry) ooo....*soothingly*...that feels good Altered Pants (8:51:42 PM): SHUT TEH HECK UP JERRY UR DEAD DANGIT toddeath (8:52:08 PM): (me) you know what?? i'll bring MY laundry on you!!! *pets jerry* toddeath (8:52:54 PM): (jerry) *cuddles with "me"* *purrs* toddeath (8:53:08 PM): (laundry) this is starting to get gay *puts knife away* Altered Pants (8:53:13 PM): WAIT THATS JERRY'S STUNT DUOBLE Altered Pants (8:53:22 PM): he just wants you, jonathan toddeath (8:53:25 PM): (me) *stops petting*.....ummmmm Altered Pants (8:53:25 PM): DONT BE FOOLED toddeath (8:54:03 PM): (real jerry) *comes out of bathroom* hey!!! you cheating on me jon??? *storms off with a pout* toddeath (8:54:21 PM): (stunt jerry) *grinning nervously* oops...am i fired? Altered Pants (8:54:24 PM): jonathan HOW COULD U?! *slap* Altered Pants (8:54:33 PM): cheating on jerry....how could you toddeath (8:54:38 PM): (me) sorry, i didn't know toddeath (8:55:07 PM): (me) *kicks stunt jerry* *takes knife from kitchen* *stabs stunt jerry* *grins proudly* toddeath (8:55:27 PM): (stunt jerry) owie......*jumps out of window into the abyss* toddeath (8:56:13 PM): (real jerry) *comes bak grinning* wats wrong with the laundry???? *pulls laundry from behind self and shows josh and "me" a lump of clothes with blood on top* toddeath (8:56:41 PM): (laundry) *sobbing* josh......HELP ME!!!! my love *passes out* toddeath (8:57:11 PM): (me) josh, your scaring me......for real *stares...wide-eyed* toddeath (8:57:29 PM): (me) wow, i didn't know i had all this in my head!!! haha *laughs* Altered Pants (8:57:44 PM): *throws molotv cocktail at laundry* its a stunt double toddeath (8:57:54 PM): oops......grrr toddeath (8:57:59 PM): i always fall for that!! Altered Pants (8:58:09 PM): lol obviously toddeath (8:58:19 PM): *takes molotov cocktail* *sips it* still good Altered Pants (8:58:30 PM): ahhh yeah toddeath (8:58:35 PM): (jerry) 3.....2......1....... *explosion* Altered Pants (8:59:01 PM): self destruct buttons RULE toddeath (8:59:10 PM): haha toddeath (8:59:13 PM): of course (8:59:30 PM) toddeath (8:59:44 PM): (jerry) *black and medium rare* that was fun!!!! *falls down the stairs*
