This is a pretty retarded IM conversation. Just thought I'd give a taste of complete idiocy to the community :) [20:13] Altered Pants: do what bob? [20:14] Saiteron: what now? [20:14] Altered Pants: whatever, im just gonna get tony the prequel [20:14] strant325: what now indeed [20:14] Saiteron: ok [20:14] Saiteron: "do what now?" -- meatwad [20:14] Altered Pants: btw tony the prequel is badly photoshopped but purposely, for effect [20:14] strant325: sure [20:14] Altered Pants: hmph [20:15] strant325: I bielieve you [20:15] Saiteron: lol [20:15] Altered Pants: alteredpants.deviantart.com feast your eyes up[on what ive done in photoshop [20:16] Altered Pants: by the way u gotta click on gallery or scraps there, thats where everything is [20:16] Altered Pants: http://i2.tinypic.com/11ce8mg.jpg taht is the prequel [20:17] Altered Pants: hey bob, what should we call the first episode? do you want a title? [20:17] Saiteron: doesn't really matter... [20:18] Altered Pants: lol all right [20:18] Altered Pants: ill think of...something.... [20:18] Saiteron: ok [20:18] strant325: I don't really get it [20:18] Saiteron: what? [20:19] Saiteron: the comic? [20:19] Altered Pants: the prequel? [20:19] strant325: yes [20:19] Altered Pants: ah [20:19] Saiteron: exactly [20:19] Altered Pants: notice all the other trees in the backgroudn purposely... [20:19] Saiteron: :o) [20:19] Saiteron: YAY NOISES! [20:19] Saiteron: LOL [20:19] Altered Pants: and anyway our comic isnt supposed to make much sense [20:19] Saiteron: yep [20:20] strant325: Hmm [20:20] Saiteron: if you wanna make a better one, feel free to do so [20:20] Saiteron: but so far [20:20] Altered Pants: lol [20:20] Saiteron: i think ours is the best [20:20] Saiteron: compared to that "no cookies" junk [20:20] Altered Pants: and anyway our first episode is soo much better [20:20] Saiteron: :) [20:20] Saiteron: yeah, but episode two is.... [20:20] Saiteron: unfinished [20:20] Saiteron: i dunno how to end it [20:20] strant325: but there must be some logic or else the comic is simple chaos, there must be some order in order to demonstrate the chaos of the universe in more detail [20:21] Altered Pants: there is some logic....very little....and chaos is fun [20:21] Saiteron: true, but a simple prequel cannot expose all the details of our chaotic universe [20:21] strant325: ahh [20:21] strant325: hmm [20:21] Saiteron: thusly, the prequel is meant to be just that -- a prequel, and nothing more [20:21] Saiteron: it is less than an episode, but more than nothing [20:21] strant325: the photoshop thing reminds me of another webcomcic [20:21] Saiteron: really? cool [20:21] strant325: www.hlcomic.com [20:21] Saiteron: which one? [20:21] Saiteron: ok [20:22] strant325: it uses half-life 2 to create comics [20:22] Saiteron: lol [20:22] Saiteron: interesting [20:22] strant325: the author is a fairly intresting person [20:22] Saiteron: it seems pretty cool [20:22] strant325: theres also eight bit theatre [20:22] Saiteron: yeah, that's good [20:22] Saiteron: now if you'll excuse me, I have to finish episode two [20:23] Altered Pants: lol [20:23] strant325: ahh, leaving already [20:23] Saiteron: no [20:23] Saiteron: i'm just not gonna talk as much [20:23] Altered Pants: bob....about the title screens.... [20:23] Saiteron: yes? [20:23] strant325: FOOL, do you not know that there is no escape from or primordial destruction! [20:23] Saiteron: AARGH! [20:23] Saiteron: what happened? [20:23] Altered Pants: they all kinda need to looke the same-ish [20:23] Saiteron: yeah [20:23] Altered Pants: same style of text..etc [20:23] Altered Pants: soooo [20:23] Saiteron: i haven't made a title screen for this one yet [20:24] Altered Pants: ok [20:24] Altered Pants: want me to? [20:24] Saiteron: sure [20:24] Altered Pants: k [20:24] Altered Pants: after i finish teh first episode [20:24] Saiteron: teh second ep is almost complete [20:25] strant325: awesome [20:25] Altered Pants: the first is, i just gotta piece it together [20:25] Saiteron: ok [20:25] strant325: awesome [20:26] Saiteron: tonight we shall begin the comic that will change the world... [20:26] Saiteron: (ominous music) [20:26] strant325: hey John, what have you been doing over the summer? [20:26] Saiteron: :o) [20:26] Saiteron: crap [20:27] strant325: I think Josh passed out [20:27] Saiteron: ok fixed it [20:27] Saiteron: lol [20:27] Altered Pants: so far ive been mostly photoshopping and playing animal crossing [20:27] Saiteron: nvm [20:27] Altered Pants: no no im good [20:27] Altered Pants: i am sick though [20:27] strant325: two noble endevours [20:27] Saiteron: endeavours [20:27] strant325: what are your symptoms? [20:28] Altered Pants: i have a sore throat, fever, clogged ears, stufy nose, its liek a really abd cold [20:28] Altered Pants: right now my fever is like 100.3 [20:28] strant325: umm [20:28] Saiteron: yeah, and he smells bad too [20:28] Saiteron: i mean [20:28] Altered Pants: lol [20:28] Altered Pants: thaaaanks [20:28] strant325: is that different from usual? [20:28] Saiteron: no, not really [20:28] Altered Pants: well...yes.... [20:28] Saiteron: not THAT different [20:28] Altered Pants: oh yeah bob well u just suck [20:28] Saiteron: lol [20:28] Saiteron: LOL LOL LOL [20:28] Saiteron: yay noises [20:29] strant325: So it's like a bad cold or flu? [20:29] Saiteron: no, it's captain tripps [20:29] Altered Pants: yeah [20:29] strant325: I think I know what you have [20:29] Altered Pants: like bad cold or flu [20:29] Saiteron: ( in case you didn't know, that's the superflu that wiped out over 99% of the population in "the stand") [20:29] Altered Pants: good for u [20:30] Saiteron: no, it's bad for u [20:30] strant325: Has anybody else in your family gotten it? [20:30] Saiteron: that's why it killed 99% of the pop [20:30] Altered Pants: no but my mom was sick with something else [20:30] Saiteron: OMG IT'S THE CAP'N! [20:31] strant325: do you have any bumps, any at all [20:31] Altered Pants: no [20:31] Altered Pants: bob......having hallucnations again? [20:31] Altered Pants: do we need to go back to the asylum? [20:31] Saiteron: "Mortify me, Cap'n!" [20:31] strant325: How long have you had it? [20:31] Altered Pants: yep....back to the asylum [20:31] Altered Pants: since yesterday [20:31] Saiteron: ok... [20:31] Saiteron: speaking of asylums [20:31] Saiteron: The Jacket is a good movie [20:31] Altered Pants: i love asylums [20:31] strant325: any severe diarrhea? [20:32] Altered Pants: no [20:32] Altered Pants: lol [20:32] Saiteron: then it's not Ebola [20:32] strant325: It's anthrax [20:32] Saiteron: lol [20:32] strant325: on the bright side, its not contagious [20:32] strant325: I think [20:32] Altered Pants: lol [20:32] Altered Pants: great [20:32] Altered Pants: anthrax [20:32] Altered Pants: but if it was anthrax it would be getting worse [20:32] Altered Pants: and its not [20:32] Saiteron: go tell your loved ones goodbye [20:32] Altered Pants: my fever has gone DOWN [20:33] Saiteron: way i see it, you got a few hours to live [20:33] strant325: thats the first warning sign [20:33] Altered Pants: lol [20:33] Saiteron: yep [20:33] Altered Pants: no its not [20:33] Saiteron: my bro got it [20:33] strant325: no way, he has 2 days at least [20:33] Saiteron: and he's been dead for 12 years now... [20:33] Altered Pants: YAY now i can finish the webcomic [20:33] Saiteron: at least he went quickly [20:33] Altered Pants: dude, bob, ur brother is still alive [20:33] Saiteron: *sniff* I miss that li'l guy [20:33] Altered Pants: *dude [20:33] Saiteron: *cries for half an hour* [20:33] Altered Pants: BOB [20:34] Saiteron: YAY [20:34] Altered Pants: HE IS ALIIIVE [20:34] Saiteron: webcomic almost done [20:34] Saiteron: for ep 2 [20:34] Altered Pants: yeeahhh.... [20:34] strant325: did you eat any bad meat? [20:34] Saiteron: too bad jack's not here to see it *sniff* [20:34] strant325: we need to find jack [20:34] Saiteron: lol [20:34] Altered Pants: jack hates IM [20:35] Altered Pants: i can call him though [20:35] Saiteron: really? [20:35] Altered Pants: yers [20:35] Saiteron: why he hate it? [20:35] Altered Pants: *yes [20:35] Saiteron: yers??? [20:35] Saiteron: lol [20:35] strant325: nausea, loss of appetite, vomiting, fever [20:35] Altered Pants: he hates AOL in general [20:35] Altered Pants: none of that yet [20:35] strant325: abdominal pain, vomiting of blood, and severe diarrhea [20:35] Altered Pants: oh wait [20:35] Saiteron: aparrently another symptom of your disease is inability to spell [20:35] Altered Pants: i have nausea and loss of appetitie [20:35] Altered Pants: shutup bob [20:35] Saiteron: and grammar too [20:35] strant325: you're screwed [20:35] Saiteron: lol [20:35] Saiteron: wow [20:35] Altered Pants: lol [20:35] Saiteron: that's very subtle and indirect, tony [20:36] strant325: It was nice knowing you, I guess [20:36] strant325: sorta [20:36] Saiteron: you would be great to break the news to patients' families about pain and suffering [20:36] Altered Pants: what color is teh background on jack's website? [20:36] Saiteron: it's starry [20:36] Altered Pants: oh.....crap [20:36] Saiteron: it's kinda wierd [20:36] Saiteron: lol [20:36] strant325: the same color as the blood your going to be vomiting [20:36] Saiteron: i can fix it [20:36] Altered Pants: well..uh...i cant exactly make this transparent... [20:36] Saiteron: i got the password [20:36] strant325: except the stars will be pieces or your stomach [20:36] Saiteron: i can change it [20:37] Altered Pants: can jack put PSD files on his wecsite? [20:37] Saiteron: i dunno [20:37] Saiteron: just save as jpg [20:37] Altered Pants: THEN i can make it transparent [20:37] Altered Pants: but JPG...no [20:37] Saiteron: lol [20:37] Altered Pants: JPG wont do transparent [20:37] Saiteron: i kno [20:37] Saiteron: but i'll change the background [20:37] Saiteron: i have the password and username [20:37] Altered Pants: duuude [20:37] Altered Pants: BMP will [20:37] Altered Pants: nvm [20:37] Saiteron: lol [20:37] Altered Pants: ive got it [20:37] Saiteron: wow [20:37] strant325: BMP? [20:37] Saiteron: THANX FOR IGNORING ME [20:37] Saiteron: :o) [20:38] Altered Pants: yes a standard windows file [20:38] Altered Pants: name [20:38] Saiteron: noises! feel the wrath [20:38] Altered Pants: extension [20:38] Saiteron: bmp, png, jpg [20:38] Saiteron: i dunno [20:38] strant325: So have you eaten any bad meat recently? [20:38] Saiteron: pick one [20:38] Saiteron: mebbe [20:38] Altered Pants: no [20:38] Saiteron: OOH OOH PICK ME! I HAVE! [20:38] Altered Pants: lol [20:38] Altered Pants: i did a while ago [20:39] Saiteron: nooooooooooooooooooooooo [20:39] Altered Pants: btu that was a looong time ago [20:39] Saiteron: pick me [20:39] Saiteron: not HIM [20:39] strant325: how long ago? [20:39] Saiteron: ME! [20:39] Altered Pants: months [20:39] Saiteron: ARGH! [20:39] Altered Pants: seriously bob, you just suck [20:39] Saiteron: oh well webcomic [20:39] Altered Pants: im done! with webcomic #1 [20:39] Saiteron: i could be done, if I wasn't talking to you ppl [20:39] Saiteron: but i am [20:39] Saiteron: so deal with it [20:39] strant325: Bob'll be fine, hes young and healthy [20:39] Altered Pants: so am i... [20:40] Saiteron: since when? [20:40] strant325: john [20:40] Altered Pants: hmph [20:40] Saiteron: LOL [20:40] Altered Pants: im only 15 [20:40] strant325: You're a pale sickly wreck [20:40] Altered Pants: yeeeeeah [20:40] strant325: I'm suprised sunlight doesn't sear your flesh [20:40] Altered Pants: lol [20:40] Saiteron: and you don't have enough vitamin C in your diet [20:40] Altered Pants: yes i do [20:40] Saiteron: What about vitamin N? [20:40] Altered Pants: i drank like 2 or 3 glasses of orange juice yesterday [20:41] strant325: Being in denial is a common step to acceptance [20:41] Altered Pants: there IS NO vitamin N [20:41] Saiteron: NAPALM!?!?!?! [20:41] Saiteron: DUH! [20:41] strant325: I get plenty of that [20:41] Saiteron: Me too [20:41] Altered Pants: *sigh* bob, napalm isnt a vitamin [20:41] Saiteron: since when? [20:41] strant325: LIES! [20:41] Altered Pants: sicne forever [20:41] Saiteron: sicne? [20:41] Altered Pants: *sincew [20:41] Saiteron: it's getting worse [20:41] Altered Pants: *since [20:41] Saiteron: twice in a row now, Josh [20:41] Altered Pants: yeah, yeah.... [20:42] Altered Pants: i just cant spell [20:42] Saiteron: your disease has begun to devour the spelling part of your brain [20:42] strant325: the Mayans relized the medicinal properties of vitamin Napalm [20:42] strant325: it's been a vitamin forever [20:42] Altered Pants: im sure they did,,,thats why theyre all DEAD [20:42] Saiteron: soon it will go after the other useful parts, like eating and other such things [20:42] Altered Pants: uh huh [20:42] strant325: not all of them [20:42] Altered Pants: yes all of then [20:42] Altered Pants: *them [20:42] strant325: not all of them [20:42] Altered Pants: yes [20:42] Altered Pants: all of them [20:43] Saiteron: and vitamin cyanide was used by the ancient Zu dynasty in China [20:43] strant325: lets finish this conversation before you collapse of intestinal hemmrhing [20:43] Altered Pants: gotta love cyanide [20:43] Saiteron: yeah, vitamin C is pretty good [20:43] Saiteron: But you also need lots of vitamin R [20:43] strant325: rabbit? [20:43] Saiteron: vitamin retard [20:44] strant325: Cannabilism is just wrong! [20:44] Saiteron: it is mainly ingested by the cannibalistic tribes of Africa [20:44] strant325: I prefer human sacrifice [20:44] Saiteron: I have never had any myself [20:44] Altered Pants: same difference [20:44] Saiteron: NOT AT ALL! [20:45] strant325: speaking of human sacrifice, I need to sacrifice Beatrice and eat his still beating heart [20:45] Saiteron: yeah, Beatrice would probably make a good sacrifice [20:45] Altered Pants: yep [20:45] strant325: then I'll get all his submedicore drawing abilities, and any other talents he may have [20:45] Altered Pants: him and his addiction to WoW [20:45] Saiteron: NOOOOO [20:45] Saiteron: *hiss* [20:46] strant325: Bob? [20:46] Altered Pants: bob clam down and have a cookie [20:46] Saiteron: WoW is the DEVIL! [20:46] Saiteron: clam? [20:46] Saiteron: CLAM? [20:46] Altered Pants: *calm [20:46] Altered Pants: CALM [20:46] Saiteron: gosh [20:46] Saiteron: you're really degenerating quickly now [20:46] Altered Pants: and u can clam down instead if you want [20:46] strant325: I think i will have a Clam [20:46] strant325: it's like a rock, but sorta edible [20:47] Altered Pants: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO [20:47] Altered Pants: tinypic wont take BMP [20:47] Altered Pants: grrr [20:47] Saiteron: then try PNG [20:48] Altered Pants: ill have to just post it on deviantart [20:48] Altered Pants: PNG is FIREWORKS [20:48] Saiteron: not only fireworks [20:48] strant325: FIREWORKS is awesome [20:48] Saiteron: other programs can save as png too [20:48] Altered Pants: jshfdsdfggh... [20:48] strant325: doesn't the N stand for network [20:48] Saiteron: i dunno [20:50] Altered Pants: fine im doing PNG [20:50] strant325: You're not dead? [20:50] Altered Pants: no [20:50] Saiteron: since when? [20:50] Altered Pants: ? [20:50] strant325: it's a simple question [20:50] Altered Pants: ur mom is a simple question... [20:51] Saiteron: HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY MOM!?!?!?! [20:51] Altered Pants: i mean tony's mom [20:51] Saiteron: I'm gonna go to your house, and steal some popcorn [20:51] Altered Pants: fine [20:51] strant325: I'm going to light you on fire for that [20:51] Saiteron: and then leave, WITHOUT SAYING THANK YOU! [20:51] Altered Pants: im already on fire [20:51] strant325: I'll get some popcorn too [20:51] Saiteron: you must have had too much vitamin N [20:51] Altered Pants: well bob ill cough on ur popcorn AND tonys popcoprn [20:52] strant325: You can't have too much vitamin N [20:52] Saiteron: well i'll soak it for 7 hours in antibacterial soap before eating it [20:52] strant325: I'll notice the flavor seal is broken [20:52] Saiteron: SO THERE! [20:52] Altered Pants: well then itll taste like soap [20:52] strant325: hmm, antibacterial soap eh [20:52] Saiteron: so? I still stole some popcorn [20:52] strant325: how does it taste different from normal soap? [20:52] Altered Pants: yeah..an your point is? [20:52] Saiteron: it tastes all antibacterial [20:53] Altered Pants: *and [20:53] Saiteron: you can't spell [20:53] Altered Pants: i know [20:53] Saiteron: that's my point! [20:53] strant325: It's not his fault, he is dying [20:53] Altered Pants: what the heck does that have to do with popcorn?! [20:53] strant325: Well we don't want you to die all over it [20:54] Altered Pants: *dies* [20:54] Saiteron: YOU CAN'T SPELL! IT'S AS SIMPLE AS THAT! [20:54] strant325: I just went into a public chatroom [20:54] Saiteron: so [20:54] strant325: I have PTSD [20:54] Saiteron: what's that? [20:55] Saiteron: some kind of ADD rip-off? [20:55] strant325: post-traumatic stress disorder [20:55] Saiteron: oh [20:55] strant325: it's called shell-shock [20:55] Saiteron: well, at least John is dead [20:55] Saiteron: shell-shock! yeah! [20:55] strant325: Want to go over his house and mess with stuff? [20:55] Saiteron: sure [20:55] strant325: Awesome [20:55] Saiteron: i think he's got some cool DVD's [20:55] Saiteron: and popcorn [20:56] Saiteron: ever seen Princess Mononoke? We should go steal it [20:56] strant325: but, what should we do with his rotting corpse? [20:56] Saiteron: ummm... [20:56] Saiteron: we should [20:56] Saiteron: dump it in the stream behind his house [20:56] strant325: We'll have to touch it to do that [20:56] Saiteron: hmmm... [20:56] Saiteron: we could skewer him on a stick [20:57] Saiteron: and carry him like that [20:57] Saiteron: :) [20:57] strant325: Where is his room? we could probaly shove him out the window to make it easier [20:57] Saiteron: hmmm [20:57] Saiteron: probably [20:57] Saiteron: hey, we could stick him on the roof [20:58] strant325: we could! [20:58] Saiteron: there are some areas that are completely concealed from the street and his back yard [20:58] strant325: awesome! [20:58] Saiteron: the only ppl that could see him are low flying airplanes or helicopters! [20:58] Saiteron: let's do it! [20:58] strant325: [20:58] Saiteron: [20:58] Altered Pants: [20:58] strant325: [20:58] Saiteron: :):):) [20:58] Saiteron: :(? [20:59] strant325: You're alive [20:59] Saiteron: noooooooo [20:59] Saiteron: i mean [20:59] Saiteron: "Thank God for that!" [20:59] strant325: I guess we could wait [20:59] Altered Pants: *drool* [20:59] strant325: or we could speed up the process! [20:59] Saiteron: sweet he's a zombie! [20:59] strant325: the only way to kill them is to shoot them in the head [20:59] Altered Pants: unnnnghhh [21:00] Saiteron: yeah... [21:00] Saiteron: let's call the V [21:00] Saiteron: he could help us [21:00] strant325: He's with jack [21:00] Saiteron: NOOOOOO [21:00] Saiteron: Beatrice? [21:00] Saiteron: he could help [21:00] Saiteron: or his sister [21:00] strant325: right he could "help" [21:00] Altered Pants: UNNNNNNGHHH *eats the heads off of random children* [21:00] Saiteron: hehehe [21:00] strant325: and get "accidently" bitten [21:00] Saiteron: yess.... [21:00] Saiteron: I'll call him up right now [21:00] Saiteron: LOL [21:01] Saiteron: (evil laugh) [21:01] strant325: where did zombiejohn find children? [21:01] Saiteron: i dunno [21:01] Altered Pants: *drools blood* [21:01] Saiteron: maybe he grows them in his basement [21:01] Saiteron: and harvests them once a year, when they're ripe [21:01] Altered Pants: *goes to the high school to eat the leftover orphans* [21:01] strant325: hey wait, fire also kills zombies [21:01] Saiteron: cool! Let's burn his face off with a torch! [21:02] Altered Pants: oooooooorrrrphaaaaannnnsssss...... [21:02] strant325: for unspecified reasons I'll be dressed as a pirate! [21:02] Saiteron: I wanna dress as spider man! [21:02] Saiteron: *spider man theme song plays* [21:02] strant325: or better yet, A ninja! [21:02] Saiteron: A PSYCHO PIRATE NINJA! [21:02] Saiteron: In the spirit of the forums [21:03] Saiteron: YOU COULD BE OUR MASCOT! [21:03] strant325: by the way, ninjas can beat spider-man [21:03] Saiteron: yeah, I know [21:03] Saiteron: i just don't have a ninja costume [21:03] strant325: I had a disccusion with some guy, Todd maybe, about this [21:03] Saiteron: really? [21:03] strant325: yes [21:03] strant325: he still doesn't believe me [21:04] Altered Pants: *comes back with several severed orphan body parts* [21:04] Saiteron: well, he obviously has no clue about anything [21:04] Altered Pants: *offers tony some delicious orpahn* [21:04] strant325: the one thing that would give the ninjas trouble would the spider sense, and that could be disabled with poison [21:04] Saiteron: true, true [21:05] strant325: *throws lit lighter at john* [21:05] Saiteron: you could probably slit his throat if you were good enough though [21:05] Altered Pants: *disentagrates* [21:05] Saiteron: like, with a shuriken or something [21:05] Saiteron: wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee! [21:05] Altered Pants: yay now im a ghost [21:05] Saiteron: hey, John's ghost [21:06] Altered Pants: haha kill me NOW tony [21:06] Saiteron: how should i end this episode? [21:06] Saiteron: I can't think of anything funny [21:06] strant325: *throws lit lighter at john* [21:06] Altered Pants: *goes right through me* [21:06] Altered Pants: that wont work [21:06] Saiteron: throws ectoplasmic napalm at john* [21:06] Saiteron: Wheeeeeeeeeee! [21:06] Altered Pants: nope...still didnt work [21:06] strant325: well you haunt your computer right? [21:06] Saiteron: DANGIT! [21:07] Altered Pants: no i haunt...nothing [21:07] strant325: You must have some tenuous link to this world
-- Edited by The Forerunners at 10:29, 2006-06-04
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