Dear Comrade Redwinter

We seem to have lost track of your location. You know that us knowing your location is vital to protecting you from the capitalist swine. While we believe that loseing track of your location is a bearcratic error that can be directly blamed on capitalism, we still wish to know your current location in order to file it away. Reply promptly to our inquiries and there will be no further unpleasantness. We hope that you lead a useful, productive life in our Communist utopia.

Sinceraly yours The KGB