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Freeman

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Date: Oct 25, 2005
The Covenant
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If you read this Sacred Covenant, and agree to its requests, reply and you shall be admitted to the Holy Army of the Covenant.
The requests are:
1. Ignore all other religions, for they are false, their teachings blasphemy.
2. Unite against the Dark One and vow to never fall prey to His allure.
3. Promote the Great Journey and encourage others to join us on it.
4. Worship Halo and Its awesome powers.
5. Strive to fulfill the Sacred Covenant at all times.
6. Defend Halo, High Charity, and the Covenant at all costs.
Fulfill these requests and you shall become a Defender of the Covenant.


The Covenant Lives Once More!

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you forgot bacon


 



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Almighty Critic

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Dude yeah you definitely forgot bacon...
bacon roolz!

-- Edited by Hey who is that guy at 01:37, 2005-10-26

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Freeman

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BACON!?!?!?!?!?
HOW CAN YOU SPEAK SUCH BLASPHEMY!
YOU MOCK ME AT EVERY CHANCE YOU GET, I SEE...
I SUPPOSE THIS MEANS WAR!!!
I SHALL CREATE MY OWN SITE...AND IT SHALL OWN YOU INTO THE GROUND!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!


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Came from the moo

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Bacon compares not to cheese.

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Came from the moo

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YOU BACON THEIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I went to my closet........no.....bacon........YOU WILL ALL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




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High Keeper of the Sacred Texts

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I mourne the loss of all good souls. For all Evil to come, the Dark One approaches with great might. Stop the quarreling, unite in L33te power to fight the great threat that approaches. Fight or die!

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Came from the moo

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We need not to fight........just trust in the CHEESE by eating more cheese......especially cheddar. It's the best.



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Freeman

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Date: Oct 26, 2005
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Trust not in CHEESE, for it is weak compared to the ALMIGHTY L33te POWER of the Covenant.
Join together, and we shall be unstoppable!!!

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