This isn't my website. It's my friend's website. I'm just using it to talk to you guys. So what's new on Guild Wars? I heard they're decorating towns for Halloween. Is this true?
Oh God no, SAVE US JESUS!!!!!!! It is the antichrist! Come among us to rule us for seven years! All our children shall be born blind and deformed! Truly this is the end of times! Repent! Repent! Fly, inhabitants of this newly forsaken forum, you know not your peril! The end as coming, the prophecy is fulfilled; not even thous' mad l33te 2k!llz are enough to prevent this impending apocalyptic nightmarish Dooms-Day that the cause of which will make your eyes bleed when you try to weep in pain due to the sheer grief of this calamity! There is no time, fly, FLY, FLY, while you are not yet paralyzed by the curse of the Gods, now put upon this forum, does not yet realize his subtle magics have not yet affected you and focuses on you with an attention no being could possibly hope to stand against and not die a most brutal, agonizing death. There is no protection against the chaos that will soon ensue, merely because one 'person' has posted; the 3vil is here! It cannot be stopped with anything short of unholy will, satanic determination, and a nuclear warhead. No more will we be able to type and post our thoughts freely; we must type as if our lives depended on it, in utter stomach-wrenching terror that which alone can leave anyone prostrate on the ground in pain and suffering. This threat is no short of a monstrosity of Reality; no less is it than the three-headed beast meant to signal the coming of Armageddon! It is greater, fie thee for your impudence in taking the time merely to read this post, it is the end of all things pure and good, and it signals everlasting suffering that Hell itself knoeth not. This curse is not to be mistaken! Run while you are not pulled in by his most demonic works. Don not be persuaded by promises of power and glory: It will bring you a nightmare, a swirling vortex of anguish and suffering that will twist your very souls! The horror of this destructive mass of peril will cause your sanity to leave along with your joy, happiness, and ability to post without unimaginable terror!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (runrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrun) Babblefish, THIS is (from) ALL of (us)
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The bird of hermes is My Name
eating My wings to make Me tame
\Oh, and by the way, The Other White Meat shall be fighting for the Covenant as of this point forward!!!
The Armies of Losse Shall Unite With The Covenant, and we shall be UNDEFEATABLE!!!
Fools.
-- Edited by The Forerunners at 22:49, 2005-10-28
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"Dear humanity, we regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet! (Hoo-Rah!)" -- Sergeant Johnson
