HMMM -

Babblefish · High Keeper of the Sacred Texts

HMMM

The Other White Meat · Came from the moo

Doors: We all love them. They open. They close. They slam. They.....uhh.....do....stuff. Cheese is good too. Hey, a cheese door. Now THAT is a good idea. You could go upstairs, feed your fish, eat cheese on the go! WOW. Thats awesome. Of course, you can eat regular doors too. Try the ones on the inside of those nice fluffy rooms back at the insane asylum......ahh.....the insane asylum.....good times, good times. Good times. Anyway, normal doors have challenges to eating them. Thus I have compiled a guide for your personal door-eating enjoyment, FOR ONLY 600 EASY PAYMENTS OF $19.95!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, wait, no. Its free. Ok then here we go: To truly enjoy the consumption of non-cheesy doors, there are preparations you must take. Section 1: Wood Doors. I mean the real wood kind. First, you'll want to get yourself one o' those giant forks. Then, sell it for a gigantic profit on E-bay, claiming that it was the rifle used by used to print pictures of Mega-Toilets on the experimental Russian submarine the U.S.S. Bark-It-Up-Fido. Then, use the huge sums of money that you now have to buy a chainsaw, cheese, a saw, cheese, a normal fork, cheese, uranium, a nuclear processing plant, and a giant robot that looks like George Bush except it has an extra head that is a duck head. Name the robot Gargalor. Use the giant robot and its awesome power to take over Canada. Use Canada's many banana farms to grow peaches, and sell those peaches to Russia in exchange for a pair of metal, super-sharp teeth, then leave Canada to rot. After exactly 10 years, go back to Canada(preferrably where Quebec was) and jump up and down on a rotted peach, yelling, "'Wot 'appened 'ere, eh?". After that, put on the metal teeth, pick up your fork, and rev up your chainsaw. Then take off your teeth and juggle them, some cheese, the chainsaw, and the fork while sitting in your nuclear processing plant. By this point you should be taken into an insane asylum. If not, go to a local bank, open a checking account, and then take a banana out of your pocket(if there's not one there, give up) and point it at your head and threaten to kill yourself if you are not immediately paid $500 worth in oragami swans. Now you're in an insane asylum. Laugh heartily. Then say, "By hammer, if I don't get meself some Dwarven Ale right soon, I think I'll eat a door!" to the wall beside you. It will say yes and give you 5 wooden doors. These wooden doors are the most excellent in the land. Eat them. Section 2: Metal Doors. I don't prefer eating these, but if you really want to, here is a guide to doing so. Buy the DVD "The Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants". After that, enter the U.S. military and work your way up into the ranks until you get a sniper rifle. Then, as soon as a battle starts, run away screaming, "For The Motherland!!!!!!!!!" with a Russian accent. If you don't die, that's.....good i guess. Well anyway, if you don't die, go to your neighbor's house, concealing the sniper rifle in a purple duffle bag, and go upstairs. Look out the window facing your house wistfully. Then whip out the sniper rifle and snip that sucker("the Sisterhood Of The Travelling Pants"). Then run through the streets (after dropping your sniper rifle) and look for any metal doors, including car ones. The first one you see, leap at. Continue to do this until your teeth are all gone, or until you are . If you survive, you then start to get the dawning comprehension that it's not good to eat metal doors. Section 3.12: Uranium Doors. These doors are quite delicious, but quite hard to find and quite . Follow Section 1 until the part when you take over Canada. Instead, take over Russia. The use your nuclear processing plant to make a uranium door. Then watch one of the enslaved inhabitants of Russia eat the door. Then, make another one and eat it. Those are all the doors that my door-eating guide includes. Hey, what do expect for only 600 measly payments of $19.95 I mean free. Another use of d-.uh oh. RAMMING SPEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ahem, sorry about that. Anyway, as I was saying, another use of doors is as stylish pants. How, you ask? Well, let's ask the expert, the wall next to me!!!!!!!!! Hey wall! Yeah Whitemeat? How do you use a door as stylish pants? What the $%@#?! Why the $%@*(* are you asking me that?! I don't know that! Wow, ahem you are stupid! Why areahem you asking that?! WOW. WHAT IS AHEMWRONG WITH YOU?! oh sorry....Any way, I guess he doesn't know. Never mind. If you figure out how to use doors as stylish pants, please contact me. I guess that about covers it. Thamk you and good night. No applause, no applause, just throw money.

The Other White Meat · Came from the moo

3rd time's the charm! INDEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAPPY PILLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Babblefish · High Keeper of the Sacred Texts

Well....your essay lacks any actual information as required for any actual essay.
(heheheehe...he said 'lacks'!)

The Other White Meat · Came from the moo

HEHE!!! HE SAID, "LACKS"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THATS A GOOD ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TEEHEE!!!!!!!!!!

Babblefish · High Keeper of the Sacred Texts

Lacks- v.- To not have. Without or missing.

(Definitions...rhyme with shmethinitions!)

The Other White Meat · Came from the moo

The synthetic mode of conversation which you portray yourself in shall be overruled by the gargantuan might of my really big words. Eat it, bugfish. I mean buglefish. I mean, bleepfish.

Babblefish · High Keeper of the Sacred Texts

Synthetic here means- inorganically, or falsely made. You lose all meaning after the first few words. Your obvious lack of any capacity of intelligent converstation whatsoever, don't try it.

The Other White Meat · Came from the moo

Bluefish, I would just like to state the propreity of this dishonest plea that you indubetebly state within the ligginhood. And such. OHHHH, Bobblefish.

Babblefish · High Keeper of the Sacred Texts

Ohhh here is a useless injunction. You obviously false attempts to prove that you have a decent vocabulary is false ubequitously throughtout all you type.

The Other White Meat · Came from the moo

Or maybe I post this facade to fool your pathetic exsistence. And your alter ego. Breadfish.

Babblefish · High Keeper of the Sacred Texts

YOU FAIL TO IMPRESS ANYONE HERE. EVEN THE 'HIGH' ONE. (Dood, you fail at life. The pants shun you. Even the melted cheese mocks your bad headed words.)

The Other White Meat · Came from the moo

Bobfish, you should not make a mockery of the cheesey way of life, as people MAY GET ANGRY. And also, is your alter ego's name bribefish too?

Babblefish · High Keeper of the Sacred Texts

The fool is taking the bait.

I WILL SEND A MESSANGER TO ADVICE GUY.

The Other White Meat · Came from the moo

Is your alter ego's name baitfish too? Huh? Is it? Is it? Is it? TELL ME!!!!!!!!!

Babblefish · High Keeper of the Sacred Texts

No

You are a fool.

The Other White Meat · Came from the moo

What is his name then? Are you sure it's not binkyfish?

Babblefish · High Keeper of the Sacred Texts

As of the sam e mind, we share the same name. Please stop the useless questioning.

(arrgh, my brain hurts.)

The Other White Meat · Came from the moo

Whatever you say, Bugfish. Whatever you say.......kill him! Kill him now!!!!!!! Shut up, wall. I'm busy.

Babblefish · High Keeper of the Sacred Texts

Did you triangulate that house position?

YES, I BELIEVE YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO.

(I'm going, I'm going)

The Other White Meat · Came from the moo

I need me some cheese. brb, joseph.

Babblefish · High Keeper of the Sacred Texts

No more cheese for you. Let it begin.

IS IT DONE?

*FIZZ* The pig is head banging.......I'm gonna go get a horse now..glue is yummy...)
*FIZZ*

The Other White Meat · Came from the moo

im back JOSEPH.

Babblefish · High Keeper of the Sacred Texts

STOP WITH THE USELESS COMMENTS.
Please man, you shouldn't post so uselessly.

Babblefish · High Keeper of the Sacred Texts

(I think you should know; when I'm not high, I post well. Of course that bein' only about .00029478372001273740137517% of the time....)

The Other White Meat · Came from the moo

I'm not THAT useless.......I'm good for.....uhh.....nevermind.

The Other White Meat · Came from the moo

but i seriously did leave to get cheese. and stuff. i like to eat.

Babblefish · High Keeper of the Sacred Texts

I have Peppermint Icecream.

(He even got the kind I can't snort....*sniff*)

The Other White Meat · Came from the moo

I WANT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT IT!!!!!!!!!!!! brb i gotta get ice cream

Babblefish · High Keeper of the Sacred Texts

HMMMMM... HIS WEAKNESS IS ICECREAM,

I will alert Advice Guy.

(Alert, Intruder, No Pants!)