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AdviceGuy


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Do you need help?  Are you stupid lost and confused?  Do you have trouble sleeping?  Are you lost in the woods?  Are incompetent in life?


If you qualify for any of these things maybe i can help.


Here in this topic ask me questions and I might answer them.  I look forward to telling you just how much of a moron you are.



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The Other White Meat


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Mighty adviceguy, please use some of your awesomeness to answer my desperate plea!!


Is Bmidgetfish a spammer??? Oh wait, I mean Babblefish.


Am I a spammer??? I probably was before, but am I one now??


SHARE YOUR NEAR-INFINITE WISDOM WITH ME, ADVICE GUY!!!!!!!!!!


PLEASE!!!!!



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Amergin


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This is AdviceGuy giving you an important message.


If you post from school make sure you log after after you post otherwise people who go on the computer after you (Like me, AdviceGuy)  will be able to post.  Also make sure you uncheck the Remember me box.


Now I log off and log on as my true form


bwahahahahahahahahahah



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AdviceGuy


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The above is an authentic AdviceGuy post.



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Babblefish


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Why don't you just start givin advice already?

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The Other White Meat


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Do not talk to AdviceGuy, for you are not worthy.

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Babblefish


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Quit while your behind, mindless lunch-meat.

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AdviceGuy


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I'm not giving advice because nobody is asking me about a specific problem. 



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The Other White Meat


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I DID!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *read top* ahem

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It Should be noted that if anybody ever asks a decent question I will answer it in my closed topic.

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Babblefish


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*ahem*, I have a question.

If it seemed that everyone around you was blind to an impending threat or possible doom, what would you do.



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The Other White Meat


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What preparations should we take for the impending doom that will descend upon the forum on Friday?! Bomb shelters maybe? What do you suggest, AdviceGuy?

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The Forerunners


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Hey guys.


I'm not advice guy, but my advice is:


DON'T PANIC!


Read the Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy. It gives you all the info you need.


above us there is nothing above but the stars above.


jk



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