It's RANDOM TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And in the moderator arena today, we have The Other White Meat starting a new contest for all to enjoy and roast marshmallows % !!!!!!!!!!!
Allll right, folks, squids, cheese.........whatever the heck you guys are. This is a contest. For you. Not for me. Since I started it, I won't enter the contest. I will be THE JUDGE. Thats right. THE JUDGE. Pants.
The contest is to make the funniest list/essay on homicides. This is not a contest to make the longest list. This is a contest to make the funniest list. HERE THAT, BOXERSHORTSFISH?!?!!? FUNNIEST, NOT LONGEST!!!!!!!! ahem The homicides do not have to be human homicides. They can be pants homicides, Babblefish homicides, inanimate objest homicides.......it can be in list form or essay form, or cheese form. I don't care.
Here is an example so you know what I'm talking about:
I have killed many things in my life. Why, I think I shall make a list of them because I am such an awesome person. Or squid. Or cheese. Or whatever the heck I am.....
1) I was walking up the street one fine day, and a guy ran up to me and yelled, "TAG, YOU'RE iT!!!!!!!!" and shot me. In the foot. I proceded to yell, "PANTS!!!!!!" back at him and I pulled out the salami in my pocket and shot him in the leg. He blew up. Well, I thought to myself, why not make good use of this opportunity? I then roasted marshmallows over his flaming ashes. Teeheee......ash. That was the name of that guy on Pokemon.
Well, nevermind that list. I'm just gonna talk about homicides instead, because I CAN.
Oh, say can you see, by the dawn's early fart, What so proudly we smelled at the twilight's last gleaming? Whose homicides and bright lard, through the perilous fight, O'er the ramparts our pants, were so gallantly streaming? And the rockets' red glare, the bombs bursting in air, Gave proof through the night that homicide was still there. O say, does that star-spangled pants-off yet wave O'er the land of the dead and the home of the sniped?
ok that was the example. HAVE FUN, KIDDIES!!!!!!!!
Oh yeah, and this area is for the contest ONLY. No useless discussion that makes it hard to read the contest posts.
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blah. Homicides. Death. You have the right to remain silent. you have the rights of due process. I'm going to kill you. blah. fragments. are the enemy. of the grammar Nazi. I am blargh. Death again. Master Chief Homerun. Master Chief: 200 Homicides. Forerunners: -1 Homicides (for parlfhgejfsk reasons) Hitler: at least 6,000,000 Homicides. Stalin: Approximately 13,000,000 Homicides. blah: Pants.
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