I believe if we are to succeed in this guild-based forum, we must create a roster of members. Also, I request entrance to your guild. I shall fulfill my duties as a guild member if I am accepted into this guild. Allow me to enter, and you shall not be disappointed, O guildmaster Babblefish. Please consider this.
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