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Came from the moo

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Date: Nov 11, 2005
OH yeah
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Now I can spam as much as my heart desires!!!!


Spam


Spam


Spam.....ok I'm done.


I would just like to say that....uhhh......hmmmm.......what was I talking about?


...so confused.......JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!!!*drools*


*brain explodes* GAAAAAAHH!!!!!!!!!! Oh wait, I'm ok. Hehe, that was close.


The chronicles of Obesity Man:


Episode 1: Sweet Pancakes of Doom!


Citizen 1: Holy ^%$^&%!!! That building just fell down!


Citizen 2: Holy $#%(*@!!! That building just collapsed!


Citizen 3: No it didn't, for the 3rd time. The building is fine.


Citizens 1 and 2: Oh.


Citizen 1: Why should we trust this guy?! He's wearing pants!


Citizen 2: True, true, but I'm wearing pants too.


Citizen 1: No, those are shorts.


Citizen 2: Shorts count as pants. And anyway, Citizen 3 is wearing shorts too.


Citizen 1: Who's Citizen 3?


Citizen 2: Dude, didn't you read the script?!


Citizen 1: Shutup, this is being taped!


Citizen 2: Whatever. Shorts count as pants. (slaps Citizen 1)


Citizen 1: Thank you sir can I have another.


Citizen 2: What is wrong with you, man?! (runs away)



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Came from the moo

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Date: Nov 17, 2005
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Does anyone want me to do an episode 2? Or did that suck? Hey who is that guy, you're the critic...so criticize!! Or smackitize, or noobitize, or denyitize....as long as it ends with itize...

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High Keeper of the Sacred Texts

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Date: Nov 17, 2005
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Sure......Go ahead.


~edited by The Other White Meat~


Not funny, my friend.


IT IS FUNNITIZATION TIME.


Episode 2: Sweet Jelly Dougnuts of Flame!!!!!!!!


Citizen1: Hey Citizen2. How's it goin?


Citizen2: My name is BOB. Say it with me. BOB.


Citizen1:BOB. How's that?...But really, have you read the script at all?


Citizen2: HOLY %#%@!!!!! HOLY %$#$!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS.....ITS....OBESITY MAN!!!!


(heroic music plays)


Obesity Man: Scruptious Muffins on FIRE!!!!! I'm hungry! TO THE DOUGHNUT SHOP!!!


(Obesity Man shuffles slowly towards the doughnut shop)


(Obesity Man stops, burps, then continues shuffling towards the doughnut shop)


TO BE CONTINUED!!!!!!!!!!



-- Edited by The Other White Meat at 01:14, 2005-11-18

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Anonymous

Date: Nov 18, 2005
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I love it ... or do i


please make another episode



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High Keeper of the Sacred Texts

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Date: Nov 18, 2005
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I have NO reason to be here.


24-Hour Peroids of Our Miniscule Existences


Chapter 1


Person-Wow, I just got this shirt! It's so AWESOME!


Another person- Dude, it says, 'My mom bought this for me' on the front.


Person-So what?  I'm 43, and that means that everyone knows that I'm old enough to pick out my OWN clothes.


Another Person- 0-0 *walks away*


Person- What? Do YOU want to wear it?!


Another Person- *Begins sprinting away*


-End-


 


 



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High Keeper of the Sacred Texts

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Date: Nov 18, 2005
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Chapter 2


Guy-  Look, see? NOOO STAINS!


Customer-  @##$&!!@%!  I ordered a cheeseburger!


Guy- Awe don't worry, I can get you one of THOSE for 1992971872 easy payments of $888376199.868287.  Just mail to 882992864989188 WashingotMc-FaliionBillington Boulevard.  Sorry no CoD's. For individual use only, results may vary.


Customer- *Begins gouging out Guy's eyes with a card-board cut-out of Ronald McDonald*


Guy- And now, a special offer, with your purchase of "Ferrauris unleashed: Director's Cut," we'll send you a book for better gouging techniques.


Customer- *Begin's to go for guy's neck*


-This scene has been censored for reasons of extreme violence, beurocracy, and very expensive prescription drugs.  Instead, you will view the following picture.



-The End-



-- Edited by Babblefish at 17:11, 2005-11-18

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