Guy- Awe don't worry, I can get you one of THOSE for 1992971872 easy payments of $888376199.868287. Just mail to 882992864989188 WashingotMc-FaliionBillington Boulevard. Sorry no CoD's. For individual use only, results may vary.
Customer- *Begins gouging out Guy's eyes with a card-board cut-out of Ronald McDonald*
Guy- And now, a special offer, with your purchase of "Ferrauris unleashed: Director's Cut," we'll send you a book for better gouging techniques.
Customer- *Begins to go for guy's neck*
-This scene has been censored for reasons of extreme violence, beurocracy, and very expensive prescription drugs. Instead, you will view the following picture.
-The End-
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The bird of hermes is My Name
eating My wings to make Me tame
Lol, this kind of thing is very common. IF you are going to assume that everything is an attack on you, then everything I post WILL be an attack on you.
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The bird of hermes is My Name
eating My wings to make Me tame
